In this section I highlight the worst vintage t-shirts ever created. No, I don’t mean Bad in the 1980s Michael Jackson way … I mean: offensive, vile, in poor taste, politically incorrect, or just plain ugly.
T-Shirt: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Type: Band
Offense: Warning, contains nudity and sexuality, viewer discretion is advised.
Uses: Wear it, I dare you. It takes reverse cool in to unchartered territories.
I totally respect Marky’s acting career but this t-shirt causes audiences more pain than Max Payne. What is he doing with his hands, giving himself an Italian Job? Even Dirk Diggler wouldn’t have the balls to release such filth.
Aside from this shirt being a MM&FB band tee, it’s wrong on multiple levels. For one, it’s an ugly 1990s all over print (which are kinda due for a comeback). The best/worst part is that Wahlberg is shirtless and making a lewd gesture, conveniently located on your chest.
For the first time in this section I actually highly suggest this t-shirt. If you get a kick out of the super lame, enjoy turning heads and offending people, this shirt is right up your alley. It trumps every t-shirt on our list of the “10 Worst Vintage Band T-Shirts You Must Wear”.
Check out the previous worst entry: vintage devo t-shirt.
May 1st, 2009 at 6:06 pm
ETA on the all over shirt comeback? Got a Fishbone Pushead design that’s due for eBay… and a Public Enemy shirt I’d like to wear without being laughed at…
May 7th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I actually one of these shirts a couple months ago. My favorite thing about it is the bottom of the back…The front bottom says Wildside, but the back says SMOOVESIDE! Yes, “smoove,” O-O-V-E. Still makes me giggle.
May 31st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I Just Wanted to say. That the FINEST MAN ever to walk this earth MR. MARK WAHLBERG! Could never be the worst of anything! And as for him groping his junk, I say let me handle that for you baby, IT LOOKS HEAVY!!!!
June 17th, 2009 at 7:11 am
LOLLL