{"id":11767,"date":"2010-08-07T12:50:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T16:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=11767"},"modified":"2010-08-07T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T16:00:11","slug":"kicked-out-of-eden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/kicked-out-of-eden\/","title":{"rendered":"Kicked Out Of Eden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember that first time you learned your dad was human? That he was just a guy? I remember thinking my dad was unstoppable, capable of anything. You still can&#8217;t hold him down, but I learned he was human.<\/p>\n<p>Set It Off &#8212; your moshing). But this shirt is terrible. Honestly, terrible. I almost didn&#8217;t post it up. I didn&#8217;t want to be faulted for opening your eyes either. But I think it had to be done.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like I just ate the fruit of knowledge, which was riddled with worms and brown spots and was unjustly kicked out of Eden. Rough day.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" title=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/07.madball.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>To make up for that one, how about this cute little onesie? Not the most crucial item for dudes, but picture a baby wearing this. Hardest baby ever. Any of you new dads out there may want to consider scooping this one up. Good look.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" title=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/07.madball2.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><!--more--><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" title=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember that first time you learned your dad was human? That he was just a guy? I remember thinking my dad was unstoppable, capable of anything. You still can&#8217;t hold him down, but I learned he was human. Set It Off &#8212; your moshing). But this shirt is terrible. Honestly, terrible. I almost&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/kicked-out-of-eden\/\">Continue reading \u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1775,1037,14],"class_list":["post-11767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-baby","tag-do-not-want","tag-madball"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/kicked-out-of-eden\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vintage Kicked Out Of Eden tee\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Do you remember that first time you learned your dad was human? 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