{"id":13275,"date":"2010-09-03T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=13275"},"modified":"2010-09-03T08:47:23","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:47:23","slug":"gtfo-with-swatch-guards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/","title":{"rendered":"GTFO With Swatch Guards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>original guards. Seriously, nothing worse than those original guards. If you thought the Swatch Guard Too was bad, wow, the original, so bad. Whoooofffff.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" title=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what the fuck he&#8217;s attempting to show in this picture since the focus is about 5 feet below the watch. Is there a crack in the plastic back? I&#8217;d ask lots of questions here.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" title=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated2.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" title=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>original guards. Seriously, nothing worse than those original guards. If you thought the Swatch Guard Too was bad, wow, the original, so bad. Whoooofffff. I have no idea what the fuck he&#8217;s attempting to show in this picture since the focus is about 5 feet below the watch. Is there a crack in the plastic&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/\">Continue reading \u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,1902,568],"class_list":["post-13275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-swatch","tag-swatch-guard","tag-x-rated"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"original guards. Seriously, nothing worse than those original guards. If you thought the Swatch Guard Too was bad, wow, the original, so bad. Whoooofffff. I have no idea what the fuck he&#8217;s attempting to show in this picture since the focus is about 5 feet below the watch. Is there a crack in the plastic... Continue reading \u00bb.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2010-09-03T12:47:23+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"b. murphy\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"b. murphy\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/\",\"name\":\"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2010-09-03T12:47:23+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#\/schema\/person\/f0d360131cf5b292543a28c51ad3c4ab\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"GTFO With Swatch Guards\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/\",\"name\":\"\",\"description\":\"\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#\/schema\/person\/f0d360131cf5b292543a28c51ad3c4ab\",\"name\":\"b. murphy\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f2a2ff9367d35368bdede4ee6a3d0d1bad17fcb68dbe3b5bcf1c647c33cbe4ea?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.defunkd.com%2Fteetilldeath%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2FTeeTillDeath%2Fimg%2Fttd02_gravatar.jpg&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f2a2ff9367d35368bdede4ee6a3d0d1bad17fcb68dbe3b5bcf1c647c33cbe4ea?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.defunkd.com%2Fteetilldeath%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2FTeeTillDeath%2Fimg%2Fttd02_gravatar.jpg&r=g\",\"caption\":\"b. murphy\"},\"description\":\"Brian has been collecting shirts for 15 years (plus sneakers, vinyl, ... but mainly shirts). He started going to shows in the mid 90s and quickly got hooked on crucial gear. Blame it on Bane or In My Eyes. He's still in a debate with Dalbec on who has the better Bane collection. As far as blog content, you can expect to see lots of weirdo late 90s tees and lots of newer, more recent merch from Brian.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.howsyouredge.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/author\/murphy\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee","og_description":"original guards. Seriously, nothing worse than those original guards. If you thought the Swatch Guard Too was bad, wow, the original, so bad. Whoooofffff. I have no idea what the fuck he&#8217;s attempting to show in this picture since the focus is about 5 feet below the watch. Is there a crack in the plastic... Continue reading \u00bb.","og_url":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/","article_published_time":"2010-09-03T12:47:23+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"b. murphy","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"b. murphy","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/","url":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/","name":"Vintage GTFO With Swatch Guards tee","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg","datePublished":"2010-09-03T12:47:23+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#\/schema\/person\/f0d360131cf5b292543a28c51ad3c4ab"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/03.swatchxrated1.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"GTFO With Swatch Guards"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/","name":"","description":"","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#\/schema\/person\/f0d360131cf5b292543a28c51ad3c4ab","name":"b. murphy","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f2a2ff9367d35368bdede4ee6a3d0d1bad17fcb68dbe3b5bcf1c647c33cbe4ea?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.defunkd.com%2Fteetilldeath%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2FTeeTillDeath%2Fimg%2Fttd02_gravatar.jpg&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f2a2ff9367d35368bdede4ee6a3d0d1bad17fcb68dbe3b5bcf1c647c33cbe4ea?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.defunkd.com%2Fteetilldeath%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2FTeeTillDeath%2Fimg%2Fttd02_gravatar.jpg&r=g","caption":"b. murphy"},"description":"Brian has been collecting shirts for 15 years (plus sneakers, vinyl, ... but mainly shirts). He started going to shows in the mid 90s and quickly got hooked on crucial gear. Blame it on Bane or In My Eyes. He's still in a debate with Dalbec on who has the better Bane collection. As far as blog content, you can expect to see lots of weirdo late 90s tees and lots of newer, more recent merch from Brian.","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.howsyouredge.com"],"url":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/author\/murphy\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13275"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13277,"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13275\/revisions\/13277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}