{"id":13772,"date":"2010-09-13T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T13:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=13772"},"modified":"2010-09-13T01:55:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T05:55:43","slug":"id-rather-have-gorilla-biscuits-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/id-rather-have-gorilla-biscuits-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, I make no secret of the fact that I love Title Fight, and I certainly have been known to take down a pizza or two in my time, but this shirt that bcox631 is selling makes me lose my appetite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage I&#8217;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza. tee\" title=\"Vintage I&#8217;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza. tee\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/tfpizza.jpg\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Blech. Apparently my taste is way off though, because this jumped from 99 cents to 36 dollars in under 24 hours. So what do I know. I prefer to keep my stage diving and my pizza eating separate. Unlike Jay Bil, who did a beautiful dive while enjoying a slice at National Edge Day 2. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t think I could pull it off, it&#8217;s that I&#8217;d be worried about some dork getting his face on my slice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage I&#8217;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza. tee\" title=\"Vintage I&#8217;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza. tee\" style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, I make no secret of the fact that I love Title Fight, and I certainly have been known to take down a pizza or two in my time, but this shirt that bcox631 is selling makes me lose my appetite&#8230; Blech. Apparently my taste is way off though, because this jumped from 99 cents&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/id-rather-have-gorilla-biscuits-pizza\/\">Continue reading \u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1934,471],"class_list":["post-13772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pizza-is-good-this-shirt-is-not","tag-title-fight"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Vintage I&#039;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza. tee<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/id-rather-have-gorilla-biscuits-pizza\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vintage I&#039;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza. tee\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Yo, I make no secret of the fact that I love Title Fight, and I certainly have been known to take down a pizza or two in my time, but this shirt that bcox631 is selling makes me lose my appetite&#8230; Blech. 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