{"id":16097,"date":"2010-10-25T09:44:06","date_gmt":"2010-10-25T13:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=16097"},"modified":"2010-10-25T09:44:06","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T13:44:06","slug":"i-went-to-the-empire-state-building-and-i-cant-see-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/i-went-to-the-empire-state-building-and-i-cant-see-so-good\/","title":{"rendered":"I Went to the Empire State Building And I Can&#8217;t See so Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I understand the plight of juanlifejuanchance. I&#8217;ve been wearing glasses since I was in kindergarten. At one point in third grade, the teachers pulled me aside because they thought I was color blind. I was having trouble reading their flash cards. Turned out, I was not color blind, just needed a new prescription. It can be hard though. Especially with no health insurance. 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