{"id":1857,"date":"2009-10-12T19:36:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T23:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2009-10-12T19:36:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T23:36:31","slug":"earth-crisis-time-machine-seller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/earth-crisis-time-machine-seller\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly, the seller doesn&#8217;t have an ACTUAL time machine, let alone an Earth Crisis time machine (think how psyched Mike Raio would be if there was such a thing &#8230; soooo psyched).<\/p>\n<p>Instead, you can do some one stop shopping. Combine items and save on shipping.  Please note: The burning in your retinas will subside a few minutes AFTER viewing the third auction.<\/p>\n<p>First up is the crucial 2001 reunion (?? I think) tee. Commemorating 10 years of vegan straight edge. I can dig it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller tee\" title=\"Vintage Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.12.exc1.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Next is the super crucial XXX headband. This will help keep those runaway dreads out of your eyes while you kickbox.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller tee\" title=\"Vintage Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.12.exc2.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Lastly, you&#8217;ll find the ever important &#8220;UFO rave pants&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller tee\" title=\"Vintage Earth Crisis &#8211; Time Machine Seller tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.12.exc3.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, wtf are &#8220;UFO rave pants?&#8221; This shit looks like a garbage bag with a drawstring waist to me. Ugh, so nasty.<\/p>\n<p>FYI: all items come from a smoke free home. Good to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly, the seller doesn&#8217;t have an ACTUAL time machine, let alone an Earth Crisis time machine (think how psyched Mike Raio would be if there was such a thing &#8230; soooo psyched). Instead, you can do some one stop shopping. Combine items and save on shipping. Please note: The burning in your retinas will subside&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/earth-crisis-time-machine-seller\/\">Continue reading \u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[75,3,70],"class_list":["post-1857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-earth-crisis","tag-straight-edge","tag-vegan"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Vintage Earth Crisis - Time Machine Seller tee<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/earth-crisis-time-machine-seller\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vintage Earth Crisis - Time Machine Seller tee\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Sadly, the seller doesn&#8217;t have an ACTUAL time machine, let alone an Earth Crisis time machine (think how psyched Mike Raio would be if there was such a thing &#8230; soooo psyched). 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