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As you walk down the street, people in front of you see the GIANT, silver foil word, “COCK.” And people behind you see the GIANT, silver foil word “punch.” I’m guessing people would spit on your front, and trip or punch you from behind. And the silver foil bird on the hood … No clue. Birds would likely shit on you while flying overhead. If any of this sounds like fun to you, feel free to snag this zip up from x1056x. I’m guessing it’ll go for fairly cheap. He claims it was unworn because he bought his friend the wrong size. We know it’s because his friend is likely allergic to bird shit and punches. Just saying.<\/p>\n

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