{"id":2227,"date":"2009-10-30T11:46:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T15:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=2227"},"modified":"2009-10-30T10:50:43","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T14:50:43","slug":"wtf-no-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wtf-no-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? No pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, where are your pants?<\/p>\n<p>Is this a new sales marketing ploy? Lack of pants? I&#8217;ve seen it work the other way with &#8220;DIY tanks&#8221; but never the no pants route.<\/p>\n<p>You be the judge.<\/p>\n<p>Suicide File &#8211; No Pants<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage WTF? No pants tee\" title=\"Vintage WTF? No pants tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.30.nopants1.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Forward To Death &#8211; No Pants<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage WTF? No pants tee\" title=\"Vintage WTF? No pants tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.30.nopants2.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Modern Life Is War &#8211; No Pants<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage WTF? No pants tee\" title=\"Vintage WTF? No pants tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.30.nopants3.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>Actually, that last one could be a skirt. It&#8217;s definitely a long skinny (which is the opposite of the mid 90s fave short wide).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, where are your pants? Is this a new sales marketing ploy? Lack of pants? I&#8217;ve seen it work the other way with &#8220;DIY tanks&#8221; but never the no pants route. You be the judge. 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