{"id":269,"date":"2009-07-01T10:45:28","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T14:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=269"},"modified":"2009-07-01T11:21:37","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T15:21:37","slug":"the-mongoloids-smuckers-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/the-mongoloids-smuckers-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mongoloids Smuckers Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Mongoloids are the new kings of merch.  Cold World used to own this position but now The Mongoloids are #1.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, Cold World has some great looking merch, and usually in weird limited quantities: shit printed for one show, or wacky colors.  But shit, The Mongoloids have it good.  I believe at least one of them works over at TDT in New Jersey.  That makes it pretty easy to come up with designs and execute them.  A few of my favorites?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You Won&#8217;t Be Straight Edge Next Year<\/li>\n<li>We Told You Verse Wouldn&#8217;t Be Straight Edge This Year <em>(LOL)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Floorpunch \/ Smorgasbord Rip Off<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Then I saw this shirt.  This is just fucking funny.  Great looking tee, very accurate to the original product.  And then the catch phrase on the back.  Wow.  That&#8217;s just smart.  Someone has a future in marketing &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage The Mongoloids Smuckers Tee tee\" title=\"Vintage The Mongoloids Smuckers Tee tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.07\/2009.07.01.mong1.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage The Mongoloids Smuckers Tee tee\" title=\"Vintage The Mongoloids Smuckers Tee tee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.07\/2009.07.01.mong2.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With a name like that, they&#8217;ve gotta be schmucks!&#8221;  LOL<\/p>\n<p>New Jersey Straight Edge.  Ur Moshin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mongoloids are the new kings of merch. Cold World used to own this position but now The Mongoloids are #1. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, Cold World has some great looking merch, and usually in weird limited quantities: shit printed for one show, or wacky colors. But shit, The Mongoloids have it good. 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