{"id":29078,"date":"2011-05-16T23:34:45","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T03:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=29078"},"modified":"2011-05-14T23:07:23","modified_gmt":"2011-05-15T03:07:23","slug":"wee-sized-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wee-sized-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Wee sized Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If this shirt wants so tiny I think it could command a pretty good price. This is one of those instances where people should have thought of the future. Either the dude doesnt fit in the shirt anymore(ie got fat), doesnt want to look like the cast of the Jersey shore with a muscle tee, hit a growth spurt and sized up, or doesnt like AN anymore. In any case off loading such a small size is a bumout cause the market for baby tees is not that big. The lesson today is you WILL get fat. 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