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It’s gonna be a low key Metal Monday today. Jay Bil had a bunch of posts go up early this morning, and he gets to post so rarely these days that I don’t want to bump his stuff down off the front page with my usual barrage of Metal Monday mayhem just yet. So today we go with quality over quantity, thanks to seller maishisai (whose auctions “always start with the number of the Beast”, making him the perfect Metal Monday seller), who brings us these shorts perfect for summer skating:<\/p>\n

\"Vintage<\/p>\n

These suck. NOT! I would rock the shit out of these with no shame (tho I don’t actually skate). Who knows, maybe I just will. I do love me some Anthrax merch, and I totally have the perfect tee to rock with it (shout outs to janvanderdam!)<\/p>\n

\"Vintage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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