{"id":31969,"date":"2011-06-24T21:10:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T01:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=31969"},"modified":"2011-06-24T21:10:55","modified_gmt":"2011-06-25T01:10:55","slug":"murphys-law-cant-surf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/murphys-law-cant-surf\/","title":{"rendered":"Murphy&#8217;s Law Can&#8217;t Surf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone ever seen Jimmy G surf? Nah, didn&#8217;t think so. Maybe you&#8217;ve seen him sidewalk surf (is that an old man joke? Not sure &#8230;). But you&#8217;ve never seen him ride a wave, I bet. 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