{"id":393,"date":"2009-07-13T13:04:12","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T17:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=393"},"modified":"2009-07-13T11:23:02","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T15:23:02","slug":"wtf-deathcore-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wtf-deathcore-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Deathcore Lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This ebay item is a lesson in <strong>How Not To Make Any Money<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The item is just littered with irony.  It&#8217;s a lot of random metalcore merch.  I&#8217;m not sure who the bands are, but I know it doesn&#8217;t matter.  The lot includes: 1 hood, 1 crewneck, 30+ size small tees.  First point of irony: the BIN price is $50.  Do the math.  One hood + one crewneck + 30 shirts = $350.  These shirts aren&#8217;t that old so I&#8217;m sure homeboy bought them all within the last year.  Second point of irony: shipping is listed at $20.  Now, for more math.  I&#8217;d estimate, conservatively, that this package will weigh in at 16 pounds.  If he gets suckered into paying for priority shipping, he&#8217;ll probably end up spending at least $30 on shipping.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage WTF? Deathcore Lot tee\" title=\"Vintage WTF? Deathcore Lot tee\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/shirt-images\/Official_WTF.jpg\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p>So kid looks to stack $40 for something that cost him at least $350.  Final kicker?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>My brother lost his job and he wants me to put a bunch of his &#8220;metalcore and deathcore&#8221; shirts on eBay<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sounds like the seller is punking his brother hard.  Ouch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This ebay item is a lesson in How Not To Make Any Money. The item is just littered with irony. It&#8217;s a lot of random metalcore merch. I&#8217;m not sure who the bands are, but I know it doesn&#8217;t matter. 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