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The Mongoloids come hard with merch. Lots of merch, lots of out there, crazy shit. Like stuff you’d never dream up. Well this seller came up with a sales campaign that could rival it. You know what it’s called?<\/p>\n

Cute Sells<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Vintage<\/p>\n

You should buy this crewneck. Funds are probably going to her college fund. Don’t be a jerk, the kid needs a college education to get ahead in life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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