{"id":7520,"date":"2010-04-30T15:12:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T19:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=7520"},"modified":"2010-04-26T15:15:45","modified_gmt":"2010-04-26T19:15:45","slug":"wtf-murphys-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wtf-murphys-law\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Murphy’s Law"},"content":{"rendered":"

You need very few things to make a Murphy’s Law shirt a winning shirt.<\/p>\n

Take ONE from this list and you have a winner.<\/p>\n

1. Blunts
\n2. Beer
\n3. Drunk punks
\n4. Weed motifs
\n5. Chains<\/p>\n

This shirt features NONE of those. In fact, the greenery featured here could be maple leaves. WTF? Canada??<\/p>\n

Thankfully, this is a girlie tee, and I’ll never have to worry about wearing it. Phew.<\/p>\n

\"Vintage<\/p>\n

\"Vintage\"Vintage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You need very few things to make a Murphy’s Law shirt a winning shirt. Take ONE from this list and you have a winner. 1. Blunts 2. Beer 3. Drunk punks 4. Weed motifs 5. Chains This shirt features NONE of those. In fact, the greenery featured here could be maple leaves. WTF? Canada?? Thankfully,… Continue reading \u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1243,12,1242,35],"class_list":["post-7520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-girly-tee","tag-murphys-law","tag-no-weed","tag-wtf"],"yoast_head":"\nVintage WTF? 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