{"id":8506,"date":"2010-05-23T12:04:48","date_gmt":"2010-05-23T16:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8506"},"modified":"2010-05-23T12:04:48","modified_gmt":"2010-05-23T16:04:48","slug":"why-dont-you-drink-fucking-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/why-dont-you-drink-fucking-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why don&#8217;t you drink fucking beer?<br  \/>\nWhat&#8217;s the matter are you queer?<br  \/>\nNo if ands, it&#8217;s all the same<br  \/>\nSo why must you play fucking games?<\/p>\n<p>Have a beer<\/p>\n<p>Or some Jagermeister.<\/p>\n<p>Someone talk to loadofhogwash and get the scoop on this tee. It puzzles me.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"  \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"  \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/la_isVMzBaI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\"  \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"  \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/la_isVMzBaI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee\" title=\"Vintage Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/23.murphyslawjag1.jpg\" alt=\"click to view on ebay\"  \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee\" title=\"Vintage Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/23.murphyslawjag2.jpg\" alt=\"click to view on ebay\"  \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vintage Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee\" title=\"Vintage Why Don&#8217;t You Drink Fucking Beer? tee\" style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why don&#8217;t you drink fucking beer? 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