{"id":8723,"date":"2010-05-28T13:49:20","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T17:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8723"},"modified":"2010-05-28T10:52:26","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T14:52:26","slug":"diet-dew-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/diet-dew-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Diet Dew Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, I hate all Mountain Dew, but that doesn&#8217;t stop me from trying their novelty beverages every summer. The other day I had this weird white citrus one. It was goofy. Murphy&#8217;s Law would approve. They would insist you made it more adult and added some sort of hard alcohol, I&#8217;m sure. I can&#8217;t imagine mixing beer and mountain dew. Not a good drink combo.<\/p>\n<p>1994. Wild style. Check out hows_your_edge&#8217;s other auctions for more hardcore and metal gems. Lots of metal gems actually. You hear that metal heads? Cool metal shirts. 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