{"id":8811,"date":"2010-05-30T21:34:59","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T01:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=8811"},"modified":"2010-05-30T21:34:59","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T01:34:59","slug":"wtf-minor-threat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.defunkd.com\/teetilldeath\/wtf-minor-threat\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Minor Threat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was in the third grade, I was pulled out of a class and asked a bunch of weird questions. It started when I kept asking the teacher to tell me what was written on the flash cards she was holding. I asked more than once, and that was enough for them to pull me aside. Then they started asking me all these bizarre questions, &#8220;what color is this?&#8221; &#8220;what color is that?&#8221; Apparently, they thought I was color blind. I was not. I just needed to up the prescription on my glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Seller rock4best may want to consider upping the prescription on his glasses too. 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