Pain in the ass bidder week

[Frank]

I think i have a full bingo card of all of my pet peeves when it comes to pain in the ass bidders this week-

Can you commit a federal crime and mark the customs form as Gift? I want you to risk jail time because I don't want to pay a few extra bucks for import duties.

It doesn't go to my registered address, it goes to a completely different province. I moved last July.

I have a zero feedback rating and barely understand how eBay works but that won't stop me from also being a demanding a-hole

I want free shipping to Australia even though I agreed to the auction terms before hand and won on a best offer 33% less than the asking price.

Wait, is it a Large? Because I wear a XSMALL.

Wait, it's not new even though it says vintage about a million times in the listing and you listed every single flaw in the description?

I plan on disappearing after I won the auction even though I asked a million questions beforehand.

Can you get it to my house in another country 3000 miles away by Friday? I don't want to pay more for shipping, though. If it gets held up in customs, i don't want it.

[jimmyj]

Nope....not bingo unless you have, "WHERE IS MY ITEM? YOU BETTER TELL ME OR I WILL GIVE YOU NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!!"

When the person only paid for it two days prior....and took a week to pay for it. That was a common one for me.

Freedom 35 baby.

[Frank]

Another brilliant one today:

What size in inches were the letters on the jacket you sent me three days ago?- Let me fire up the DeLorean and go back and time to measure them for you.......

[hoby85]

I love this post. It sums up about every bad thing about ebay that I've ever dealt with. There are a lot of great buyers out there but some just make you wonder about the human race.

[Fatandyz]

Now that I've won the auction for your item....I'm ready to negotiate the shipping charge.

[Frank]

"I want free shipping to Australia even though I agreed to the auction terms before hand and won on a best offer 33% less than the asking price."

This turned into a non paying bidder of course

The guy asking for the jacket measurements "hasn't received it yet"