10 Vintage Tourist Tees That Discourage Visitors
1. Arizona
Being way too hot is not a selling feature. To make matters worse, drivers are far less likely to pick up hitchhikers who are skeletons.
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2. Texas
What?! Pretty sure Virginia is for lovers. Texas is for people who like guns and use lovers for target practice.
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3. New York City
Once thought to be the cutting edge of cool NYC has been a booming epicenter for cat ladies.
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4. Singapore
Not so sure you’d want to go to a place where police check toilets after you use them. Floaters are fine worthy. Google it.
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5. Washington D.C.
My parents went to Washington and all they got me was this crumby t-shirt (that was subsequently stolen when they were mugged.)
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6. Kansas
Visit and you’ll get sucked into a vortex. Need proof? Dorothy, Wizard of Oz. Boom.
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7. Bermuda
Come on Bermuda! You have so much more to offer than a slogan comprised of another slogan!
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8. Buckley, Washington
High entertainment in Buckley involves the massacre of trees. Not really the type of thing that gives us wood, if you know what we mean. If you don’t, we mean an erection.
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9. New Hampshire
After seeing The Village by M. Night Shyamlayayams, we’ll take a pass.
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10. Cleveland
We Googled “punk penguins” hoping these guys actually existed at some point. They don’t. Avoid Cleveland.
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