Can you commit a federal crime and mark the customs form as Gift? I want you to risk jail time because I don't want to pay a few extra bucks for import duties.
It doesn't go to my registered address, it goes to a completely different province. I moved last July.
I have a zero feedback rating and barely understand how eBay works but that won't stop me from also being a demanding a-hole
I want free shipping to Australia even though I agreed to the auction terms before hand and won on a best offer 33% less than the asking price.
Wait, is it a Large? Because I wear a XSMALL.
Wait, it's not new even though it says vintage about a million times in the listing and you listed every single flaw in the description?
I plan on disappearing after I won the auction even though I asked a million questions beforehand.
Can you get it to my house in another country 3000 miles away by Friday? I don't want to pay more for shipping, though. If it gets held up in customs, i don't want it.
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