Author Archives: b. murphy
Black Friday: Go To Hell
Black Friday is a great day to stay home, or go to the beach. If someone asks me if I want to go to the mall, I’ll tell them, GO TO HELL. Seriously. No way I’m even driving by a mall or shopping center on Black Friday. And in my post vegan Thanksgiving stupor, this… Continue reading ».
Champion XXX
Over the years, I’ve given Aram (psssst, check his auctions too) plenty of shit for having a shirt that said “Drug Free.” He’s pretty good natured about it. Straight Or Bust, that’s my motto. Drug Free is something for Moms or people who chose not to drink. That’s fine. That’s their prerogative. Straight Edge is… Continue reading ».
Nap Time’s Over!
Ok, you’ve ate your t(of)urkey, you’ve ate your sweet potatoes and you’ve ate too many slices of pie (at least, that’s what I’ve done …). Now it’s time to work off those 2500 calories. That was enough food for a whole day, not just dinner. I’d suggest some hoops to ward off that tryptophan crash…. Continue reading ».
We’ve All Got Choices To Make …
… Which one will you make? I’m guessing most of you are thinking “dark or white?” Or maybe “brussel sprouts or turnips?” Not me. My big choice will be “apple or chocolate pie?” And really, it’s not even a choice. 19 times out of 20, I’m picking apple pie. It’s barely a choice. My life… Continue reading ».
