Author Archives: b. murphy
Speak English Or Die, 1985 To 1997
How did Morgado not post this tshirt already? He’s the king of a) sleeveless tees and b) not speaking English. If you didn’t know, English is not is native language. True story. I’ll leave it up to you, our astute readers, to guess his native tongue. As for the tshirt, does anyone find it ironic… Continue reading ».
Hey Dingleberries
Attn Dinglesberries. Instead of buying a used Toby H2O One Life One Chance tee on ebay for more than $20, why don’t you head over to Toby’s estore and grab a brand new one for just $20? I’m guessing nyhcforlife doesn’t want me to say that, but for your benefit, you can save a few… Continue reading ».
I Went to the Empire State Building And I Can’t See so Good
I understand the plight of juanlifejuanchance. I’ve been wearing glasses since I was in kindergarten. At one point in third grade, the teachers pulled me aside because they thought I was color blind. I was having trouble reading their flash cards. Turned out, I was not color blind, just needed a new prescription. It can… Continue reading ».
Destroy The Machines
If you don’t have a fond spot for Earth Crisis in your heart, your heart is likely made up of veal and ground up horse hooves. Prepare to be firestormed. Nothing says Earth Crisis than the first LP. This was the LP of the day, nothing could touch it (granted, I’ve always preferred the first… Continue reading ».
