I’d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza.

Yo, I make no secret of the fact that I love Title Fight, and I certainly have been known to take down a pizza or two in my time, but this shirt that bcox631 is selling makes me lose my appetite…

Blech. Apparently my taste is way off though, because this jumped from 99 cents to 36 dollars in under 24 hours. So what do I know. I prefer to keep my stage diving and my pizza eating separate. Unlike Jay Bil, who did a beautiful dive while enjoying a slice at National Edge Day 2. It’s not that I don’t think I could pull it off, it’s that I’d be worried about some dork getting his face on my slice…