Do you remember that first time you learned your dad was human? That he was just a guy? I remember thinking my dad was unstoppable, capable of anything. You still can’t hold him down, but I learned he was human.
Set It Off — your moshing). But this shirt is terrible. Honestly, terrible. I almost didn’t post it up. I didn’t want to be faulted for opening your eyes either. But I think it had to be done.
I feel like I just ate the fruit of knowledge, which was riddled with worms and brown spots and was unjustly kicked out of Eden. Rough day.
To make up for that one, how about this cute little onesie? Not the most crucial item for dudes, but picture a baby wearing this. Hardest baby ever. Any of you new dads out there may want to consider scooping this one up. Good look.
