Good morning, and a happy Metal Monday to you. I hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl as much as I did, and by that I mean I enjoyed the ton of food I ate during it (or will eat, I should say, as I’m writing this at 4:30 on Sunday afternoon, and am still 2 hours away from sitting down to the massive amount of wings my friend Matt ordered for us from Dinosaur BBQ. A vegan I am not). Who am I rooting for? I don’t care, I just want to eat wings. But if Metal Monday was a person, I bet it’d be rooting for the Steelers*. And it would probably be wearing this Metallica back patched denim jacket from jakeooley.
*- if you wanna get technical, in reality, if Metal Monday were a person, it’d be in the back of the 7-11 parking lot smoking and not caring about the game in the slightest.
#Swag….Yep, #SWAG!