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An Interview With a Guy Who Collects Vintage Jesus T-Shirts, Religiously

Vintage Religious Parody T-Shirts


An Interview With a Guy Who Collects Vintage Jesus T-Shirts, Religiously

Not long ago, vintage religious-based t-shirts were a tough sell. In fact, the religion category on our website was among our least popular. But everyone loves a great comeback story, especially Jesus. One of the things we love about the new age of vintage t-shirt wearers is their appreciation for niche tees. We’ve seen collections of anatomical, recording studios, adult swim, and serial killer tees. Hell, even vintage Country t-shirts are having their moment, which is a sentence I never thought I would write.

To help us make sense of all this we caught up with Javier, the man behind the @vintagejesustees IG page.  He undoubtedly has the biggest collection in the world, which sounds like a big cross to bear, but he’s totally nailing it. Not only does he collect vintage but he’s also created his own modern t-shirt brand and a percentage of his sales “go back into the kingdom of God.”

Javier is a force of positivity and we absolutely love his passion.

What’s the Holy Grail of vintage Jesus t-shirts?

For me, the Holy Grail is more Holy less Grail. I love what these tees represent for me it is a mash of things – I love Jesus, vintage, art, fashion, rarity. So I think the thrill of the chase in discovering tees I’ve never seen before is the holy grail. Having run this page for 2 years I love going online and finding a Jesus tee I’ve never seen before and being like WOW!! That feeling is always so good. But to answer your question I really have all the grails I’ve been looking for now. The last two I was searched for two years for and got them both on the same day.

I spent $1,500 on two tees.  (That’s the most I’ve ever spent on tees. ) I’m used to spending $30-60 but these are two I had been searching daily for two years.

Once I hit those I feel like my bucket list was fulfilled. There are still some I want like the Warhol Jesus tee. But apart from that looking just for stuff I’ve never seen before.

What’s the earliest known Jesus tee?

The thing with Jesus tees is that I feel like the first ones had to be part of certain ministries of movements. Prob more like merch for crusades etc. that is something I definitely want to research more.

What’s the most you’ve ever seen a Jesus t-shirt sell for?

Most I’ve sold a tee for was the Jesus lighting American thunder for $1k on 1980s virtual flea. Just like all vintage AOPs and rarity sell best.

Do you collect t-shirts from other religions?

I wear these tees and have this page because I actually believe that Jesus is who he says he is. So that is why I rep these tees so hard and really is my focus and passion. As far as other religious tees I would pick them up before when I sold all vintage. But now that my focus is on my VJT page and Modern Revival I don’t pick up really anything. Plus I think it would be confusing to see me rocking a pentagram

Do t-shirts that feature the devil bother you?

I have tees that have Satan on it like “Satan is a poo-poo head“. But to be serious that stuff doesn’t scare me or bother me at all I know that Jesus is victorious and Satan is defeated. I didn’t grow up a Christian so I saw a lot of tees like that growing up and some of the art is great and the death metal fonts are always amazing. I have respect for all vintage and art. There def is a line where I’m like “Yo, this is way too far when the point is being disrespectful.” I wouldn’t buy it for myself unless it was for a reference of art.

Tell us about your Modern Revival brand?

My goal is to have modern-day vintage vibes. Have designs and vibe that was back in the ’80s and ’90s. More graphic-based designs not just some small font on a tee. Which is cool and all but I love the vintage crazy graphics. When I started the brand a few years ago it seemed like the culture was more focused on hype wear like supreme but now 3 years later. That has changed the trends back then was minimal and just fonts so I wanted to revive old designs with a modern take. Hence modern revival.

I would love to continue to grow it and for it to be an inspiration to all that wear it.

What’s your best-selling Modern Revival tee?

I really like my first tee which was the “only one will save your soul “ I had the tee idea for 2 years before ever making it. Also a few years ago it was impossible to find anyone who would print AOP now it’s pretty easy to find a supplier. But my first was my past favorite. But whatever I make next will continue to be my best.

Only One of these People Can Save Your Soul Jesus T-Shirt

What are your thoughts on some who push back against modern bootlegs?

Bootlegs have been a topic of discussion in vintage lately for me I’m all for it. I’m inspired by the entire community. I love that people design t-shirts that they wish they could find. Knowing these will be vintage someday is exciting.

Tell us about your forthcoming book? When is it out? How many shirts are featured?

The book is still in the works it has been a more in-depth process than I had anticipated. I have about an estimated 700-800 t-shirts photographed. It is something I would really like to get done by Easter if possible but it will be done right rather than rushed.

We asked Javier to share some of his favorite Parody-based vintage Jesus t-shirts and he did not disappoint.

Movies and TV

Vintage The Matrix Parody T-Shirt

Vintage The Matrix T-Shirt Jesus Parody He Knows the Answer to your Question
Back Matrix Jesus T-Shirt Only Jesus Can Save you

Vintage Home Improvement and Sitcoms Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Home Improvement Sitcom Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Scarface / Sacrifice Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Scarface Sacrifice Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Wayne’s World / God’s World Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Wayne's World NOT Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage NWO / NOW Wrestling Parody T-Shirt

Vintage NWO NOW Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage The Lion King of Judah Parody T-Shirt

Vintage The Lion King Parody T-Shirt Jesus

Vintage Austin Powers Awesome Powers Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Awesome Powers Austin Parody T-Shirt

Vintage That’s All Folks Looney Tunes Parody T-Shirt

Vintage That's All Folks Looney Tunes Parody T-Shirt Jesus

Vintage Star Wars Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Star Wars Jesus Christ Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Dick Tracy Jesus Christ Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Dick Tracy Parody T-Shirt Jesus

Vintage Godzilla Godzwill Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Godzilla Jesus Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Harry Potter Jesus is The Potter Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Harry Potter Jesus is the Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Harry Potter WIZ Back T-Shirt Jesus

Fashion and Footwear

Vintage Air Jesus Jordan Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Air Jordan Jesus Parody T-Shirt The Ultimate High

Vintage JC Obsession Calvin Klein Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Parody Jesus JC CK Calvin Obsession T-Shirt

Vintage Forever Bless FUBU Parody T-Shirt

Vintage FUBU Forever Bless Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Reeborn Rebok Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Reebok Reeborn Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage I Don’t Guess I Know Guess? Parody T-Shirt

Vintage I Don't Guess Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Faith Fila Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Fila Brand Faith Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Have Faith Parody Jesus Fila T-Shirt

Vintage Jesus He Did It Nike Just Do It Parody T-Shirt

vintage nike jesus parody t-shirt

Vintage Nike Just Do It He Did It Parody T-Shirt

Food and Drink

Vintage My Jesus I’m Lovin’ Him McDonald’s Parody T-Shirt

Vintage McDonald's My Jesus Parody T-shirt

Vintage Hisway Subway Parody T-Shirt

VIntage Subway Hisway Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Godsword Gatorade Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Gatorade Godsword Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Jesus Choice of the Last Generation Pepsi Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Jesus Pepsi Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Spud Mackenzie Bud Light Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Spud Mackenzie Parody Jesus T-Shirt Party Animal


Vintage Jesus Inside Intel T-Shirt


Vintage Jesus Inside Intel Parody T-Shirt


Vintage Armed & Ready Arm & Hammer Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Armed and Ready Arm and Hammer Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Play-Doh / Pray-Mo’ Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Play Mo Play Doh Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage Prayboy Playboy Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Prayboy Playboy Jesus Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Twenty Four 7 7-11 Parody T-Shirt

Vintage 24/7 7-11 Parody Jesus T-Shirt


Vintage Grateful Alive Dead Parody T-Shirt

Vintage Grateful Dead Alive Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage JC/DC Jesus Christ Devine Current AC/DC Parody T-Shirt

Vintage AC/DC JC/DC Jesus Parody Rock T-Shirt
Back "From those from the rock"

Vintage MEGALIFE Through Prayer MEGADETH T-Shirt

Vintage Megadeth Megalife Parody Jesus T-Shirt

Vintage SIN Has to be Dealt With NIN Parody T-Shirt

Vintage NIN Nine Inch Nails SIN Parody T-Shirt
Vintage NIN Nine Inch Nails SIN Parody T-Shirt Back


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Jimmy founded Defunkd in 2004 when he started selling vintage t-shirts online. 20 years of experience later and he hasn't looked back since. Actually, he looks back all the time given he's a sucker for nostalgia. For more, check the history of Defunkd and Jimmy's Expertise.

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