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10 Vintage Tees Not Safe For Casual Fridays (NSFW)

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10 Vintage Tees Not Safe For Casual Fridays (NSFW)

1. Pro-Pot

Vintage Kona Gold T-Shirt

Unless you work at a medicinal marijuana facility or a grow-op, probably best to keep your love affair with Mary Jane out of the workplace.

courtesy: vintagemaniac

2. Punk PSA

Vintage Dead Kennedys Nazi T-Shirt

Strangely, this t-shirt was actually a positive message from the punk persuasion. This tee opposed the small fraction of punks who were giving the genre a bad name (and not in a good way!) by embracing Nazi symbols and finding inspiration in their regime. But that’s just too complicated to explain to every co-worker who sees you in it. Avoid.

courtesy: punkrevival

3. Pro-Gun

Vintage Charlton Guns T-Shirt

Given the horrific instances of gun related violence in the workplace – the office is not the place to advertise your gun fetish. On the other hand your co-workers will start being a little nicer to you the following Monday…

courtesy: defunkd

4. Immoral Oral

Vintage Oral Sex T-Shirt

Are you Slash from GNR? If not, keep it in your….closet. Or you’ll be the first employee in history to be fired for sexual assault without actually saying or touching anyone. That’s worse than when Ice Cube got fired on his day off.

courtesy: wyco

5. F-Bomber

Vintage F*ck T-Shirt

A good rule of thumb (or rule of middle finger): If the F word appears on your t-shirt more than zero times, we suggest not wearing it to work.

courtesy: punkrevival

6. Yayo

Vintage Enjoy Coke T-Shirt

If you want to avoid peeing in a cup – the only pick-me-upper that starts with ‘c’ and can be enjoyed at work is a cup of coffee.

courtesy: maxvintage

7. Porky’s Pig

Vintage Porky's T-Shirt

There’s a little too much tongue-in-hole in this tongue-in-cheek Porky’s tee. Skip it.

courtesy: defunkd

8. N-Word

Vintage NWA T-Shirt

Any incarnation of the N word (even written backwards) should stay in your dresser drawer. At least until the original five members of NWA get back together for a reunion concert. And yes, we know that’s not possible because one of them is dead.

courtesy: punkrevival

9. GNR = NSFW

Vintage GNR Sexual Assault T-Shirt

If at any point the artwork was banned from album covers, probably a good idea to ban it from your work wardrobe.

courtesy: wyco

10. Naked Nuns

Vintage Cradle T-Shirt

NSFW (Not Safe For Wearing, period!) The back of this tee is even more offensive – if that’s even possible. We refuse to show it. But you can always click on the image above and check it out, wink.

courtesy: stormcrow

Check out our list of 5 Advertising Tees That Turnoff Customers or Defunkd’s full inventory of fun punk tees.

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